Justin Bieber spells out what he’s looking for in a girlfriend – and something tells me Kim Kardashian doesn’t quite fit the bill.

“She needs to have a nice personality, a good sense of humour, nice eyes and a brain. What’s the point of having a nice looking girlfriend if you can’t talk to her? You want to be able to sit down to dinner and be with someone who you can have a proper conversation with.

I don’t like girls who wear lots of make-up and you can’t see their face. Some girls are beautiful but insecure and look much better without the make-up, but decide to put loads on.

It depends on the situation. But at first I won’t let her know – you’ve got to pace yourself. Then, maybe by the end of the conversation, I’d ask her something like, ‘Do you have a phone number that I could reach you at?’ That’s usually how it goes.”

Justin Bieber is doing his part to help out victims of the horrible BP Gulf oil spill. Justin will be appearing in a two-hour telethon special of Larry King Live, to raise money for the United Way, the National Wildlife Federation, and other relief organizations who will use the money to contribute to cleanup operation in the gulf. Other stars will also be in attendance. No word if Kanye West will complain that Barack Obama doesn’t care about birds.

Devon James (pictured above), who claimed hat her 9 year old son was fathered by Tiger Woods when they had an extra-marital affair, has been disproved by DNA paternity tests in the state of Florida. TMZ reports that the tests were performed in 2002 as part of an ‘ongoing paternity lawsuit’.

Yes, this delightful looking piece of work claims that she a) slept with Tiger Woods and b) recently, while on a porn movie set where she would be playing … wait for it… a mistress of Tiger Woods, that ANOTHER mistress of Tiger Woods robbed her. The pornstress claims that she was robed of $100, a diamond bracelet, and a cell phone. Oy. Is there no honor amongst money-grabbing gold digger porn stars these days?

Oh, yeah, and everyone is pretty sure that Tiger fathered a son with one of the chicks he allegedly banged. Ho hum. DO you think Tiger Woods will allow a paternity test?

According to Joslyn James, she was on the San Fernando Valley set for Vivid’s upcoming porn Three Mistresses when another mistress in the Tiger skin flick allegedly went into her purse and snatched a $100 bill, a bracelet and a cell phone.

Joslyn James claims that Devon James (no relation, except sexual relations with Tiger Woods) was in the room with full access to her purse while she was shooting.

People Magazine is reporting that Chris Klein, star of the American Pie movies, was arrested in Hollywood again under suspicion of DUI.

People says:

The California Highway Patrol says Klein, 31, was seen weaving westbound on the Hollywood Freeway and pulled over early Wednesday. Law enforcement sources say his blood alcohol level was three times the legal limit of .08.

Miley Cyrus has come under some criticism lately for her far more risque clothing choices while performing live and making videos – especially the ‘Can’t Be Tamed’ performance recently, where Miley made out with a girl on stage in front of thousands of stunned concert goers – click here to see the video of Miley Cyrus kissing another girl. The singer, who is still 17, denies that she is trying to be ’slutty’.

“I’m not trying to be ’slutty’,” the 17-year-old “Can’t Be Tamed” singer tells the Associated Press.
“I’m not trying to be, like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys,” says Cyrus[...] “What I’m trying to do is make a point with my record and look consistent, in the way my record sounds and the way I dress.”

TeenCelebrityNews has the light-hearted story of why Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson liked having Taylor Lautner naked on the set of Twilight: Eclipse. Just sayin’.

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Robert Pattinson, star of this summer’s soon to be massive blockbuster hit movie, Twilight: Eclipse, told Access Hollywood how he would give Taylor Lautner an especially hard time during Taylor Lautner’s nude scenes on the upcoming Twilight flick. Apparently Pattinson is quite the practical joker while on set, and had a habit of trying to prolong Taylor Lautner’s nude scenes for as long as possible.

Pattinson tells Access Hollywood, “He (Lautner) was outside and it was freezing and it was raining as well. And he sat there, like, trembling on the floor. I had my one line and I just kind of keep saying, ‘Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot what it was again; what was it?’”

Russel Crowe’s rep laughed off rumors that the Aussie actor had pased away sometime last night.

A rep for the actor, 46, tells UsMagazine.com the rampant Internet and radio reports are “not true.” (One report said he fell 50 feet off a mountain in Kitzbuhel, Austria
New York City radio station Z100 reported Thursday morning that the Robin Hood star had passed away, and the news quickly became a trending topic on Google.

Glad to hear Russel is OK!

Nick Nolte, venerable actor (and a favorite around here @ WastedCelebrity - go watch Teachers or Down and Out in Beverly Hills) has allegedly checked into rehab in Germany for Alcohol and Drug problems.

From ContactMusic News:

According to the National Enquirer, Nolte checked into the exclusive Privatklinik in Dornstetten-Hallwangen on 18 May (10) with his girlfriend, fitness trainer Clytie Lane.

The actor, 69, was given alcohol and drug counselling in a clinic in 2002 after he was arrested for driving under the influence. He later confessed he had been taking the date rape drug GHB “for four years”.

Was Britney Spears Accused Of Sexual Harassment? The gossip is flying this morning after Britney Spears’ head bodyguard allegedly filed a sexual harassment claim against her.

he source revealed: “It was embarrassing to tell her to put on underwear. Some guys would do it but others were too ashamed. Jamie went mental when he saw the pictures and Fernando was made the fall guy. He was not fired but told he was to blame. He had had enough.”

The divorced dad-of-two is considering a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Britney, claiming her sexual harassment forced him out. Another ex-Britney minder, Tony Barretto, went to an LA court in 2007 complaining about the her erratic behaviour and insistence on walking around naked.